y did u give ur computer a hand job?
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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