When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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