just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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