I wish I only lived at night.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
My ass is underappreciated
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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