I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
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I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Damn victory sex feels great
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Randomize