He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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