I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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