dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i just had sex bonerless
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Randomize
