Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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