We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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