You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Randomize
