Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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