Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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