I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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