I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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