oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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