Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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