Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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