Bisexual people are plain selfish.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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