Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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