our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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