Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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