This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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