Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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