He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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