You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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