I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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