hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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