Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
where are you?
Hypothermia
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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