PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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