Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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