do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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