i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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