There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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