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i just had sex bonerless
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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