Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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