After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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