Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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