So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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