Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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