; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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