Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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