I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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