IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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