I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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