batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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