i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Holy shit dude........stairs
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