Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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