3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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