I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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