He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
