: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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