just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Say something about gay babies.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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