grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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