Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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